Взято тут: http://www.eathena.ws/board/index.php?showtopic=123662
Ну вообще это не сильно смешно, но я всё одно повеселился. ))
Что ли и нам нечто этакое повесить?...
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CAHTEXHuK, Nov 9 2006:
"Вам не стоит даже думать о сервере, Если...."
-You do not know what an IP is
-You do not know the difference between LAN and WAN
-You do not know what Ports are in regard to 'IP'
-You do not even know if you have a router, let alone know how to use it
-You do not know how to use google or the search button
-You know how to use 'google' or 'search' but REFUSE to use them
-You are not willing to try things on your own to see if they work (read: go out on a limb)
-You expect someone to 'teach you how to make a server'
-You expect to charge players, or make a lot of money
-You are lazy
-You just "wan make cool server"
-You just "wan be GM"
-You plan to host and play from the same computer
-You are not dedicated
If any of these apply to you DO NOT even think about starting a server. If you still really have your heart set on it go LEARN. read, search, google, just don't expect or ask someone to teach it to you.
А также, ЕСЛИ ВЫ НЕ МОЖЕТЕ ПРОЧЕСТЬ И ПОНЯТЬ ТЕКСТ, ЧТО НАПИСАН ВЫШЕ.